It's a smaller world that you thought!!

To whom it may concern,

Whats up people?Having fun are we??I have to tell you, i am highly disappointed from my readers apart from Harry, 'cause he's the only one making comments...Ok, anyone who leaves a comment and brings a new reader get a Euro, a whole Euro, how about that?Hahahaha
Anyone ever heard of the theory "The world is after all, a very small bed?" No??Well you should reconsider, 'cause i think its really true indeed.The person who came up with this theory is my friend Vicky, who is pretty much a genius but very unfortunate when it come to trying to take pictures of her....Arent we all though?
So close you eyes (after you read this!) and try to imagine a group of friends consisting of : Rachel, Ross, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Phebe,Janis, Maria,Stephany and Amy.It's a story that happened a few months ago...All of the boys were quite handsome to be frank.Then the following happened. Monica and Maria like Joey who didnt like either becuase he was involved with another girl. Then Ross liked Rachel but also Phebe liked Ross so that was kinda weird and also Janis liked him without ever telling but you could notice it.Then Ross and Rachel started dating, but in the end they broke up...apparently it did or it didnt, who knew.Then there was a big fight between the girls of the group because of Ross.Ross in the end got involved with another girl and they went steady. Chandler like Monica though and chandler was good friend with Joey, but in the end Monica and Chandler started dating, and now it's over and they are both Single.Chandler tough was involved for one night with Stephany who then never got involved with anybody else.Janis never got involved with anybody, though she was involved int he weird situations of arguing, my guess would be for Fucks sake!!!!Chandlers brother though found Amy on a website like bebo,and started chatting to her and making compliments but once he realized Amy knew Chandler he stopped.
Nobody is involved with anybody from that group now, but it is interesting from a sociological perspective to see how people interact.Also, it proves my theory. Observing i am pretty sure is the best part of life. So this story, is it from the serial Friends or is it from Beverly hills 90210????I am waiting for your replies.But i can also tell you it happened and i've seen it with my eyes. So serials are based on everyday life. Enjoyed it???Share your stories!!!!

Yours faithfully,

ME x

Harry M. : the inside

Hellooooo,

So i decided to dedicate my next post to Harry M. because he is the only one who actually bothers to read my blog. Thank you for that.
Harry and I met at the Erasmus Student Network and we got along straight away due to our love for the shinking country named Holland,otherwise known as the Netherlands or the country with the legal drugs.Harry and i both studies there last year. Also, i thought i would find the most funny pic of him and a search on facebook took me ages because he has WAAAAYYYYY too many pictures,but the one i found aint that funny,damn it. Harry loves the world, moovies, music and ice-cream ( i think) also food and weed when he is in the Netherlands.He is not used to drink much, so if you ever attempt drinking with him keep in mind he drinks a little so he's very economic in that way :P He is also very funny when he's drunk, dont EVER NEVER give him Jagermeister(see pic in post about drinking), it's dangerous and you will live to see the results and the guilt OH the guilt.
Harry is a great person also, very interesting and quite funny. His knowledge on different matters surprise me sometimes, though the knowledge of useless info is my advantage. He also loves Asian people and asia in general. Harry also loves berlin and London, he also loves Paris, but i dont so it doesnt count. He loves clothes and modern food, you know the food where you mix everything in...yeah, that kind.Harry also surprised me on my nameday celebration with Absent which i Loved.You should try it. Melt sugar in it also.And given that Harry attracts more readers to this blog i will do my best to answer any topics or questions he has.Harry is also involved in many things at the Uni : ESN, AIESEC and the film club. I think i should give him an honorary part of my blog to post his film reviews. Though our opinions often contradict as far as movies are concerned so i'm a bit sceptical about it.Harry is also Single if you are interested and is soon to get a piercing.So am i by the way, but thats irrelevant.
So thats all for now.I hope Harry didnt get mad at me.Also, i will write about other people also, so be kind with me!:P xxx

When people become japanese anime....

HOLLAAAAAA,

of course i went to a japanese party.... There i had the chance to see lots of people who made an effort to become japanese or japanese anime for that matter....It was rather impressive, the party was good, though the music...Oh the music....too metal too emo....I dont like emo.... Not at all.....I expected pop japanese music.... And the flyer said to be dressed like an anime character or japanese streetfashion..... I never saw a girl-like boy or people like those whose pictures we see in Fruits (Fruits: is a Japanese fashion magazine covering the fashions of the Harajuku district of Tokyo, established in 1997 by photographer Shoichi Aoki. Excerpts from the magazine were compiled to create the Phaidon Press books Fruits (2001) and Fresh Fruits (2005)) I only saw teenage girls, taking of their emo look just for a night, and returning as japaneseeee highschool girls.... Their choice.I wanted Fruits, they gave me a different kind of fruit. C'est la vie, non????
Also, unless there are other question concerning japanese culture and stuff... i think i should write about other things also. So thats it for now about the japanese and i will get back to this topic later. Comment questions remarks always welcome.

Laters lads! x

If you are a boy in Japan... you're a girl in the world.

konnichiwa!!

Brought to my attention is the need to define sexual preferences and characteristics of modern japanese.
I'm gonna start my argument taking examples from the anime world. Take sailor moon for instance.Sailor moon was an anime created starting 1992, and it finally ended 1997. Sailor moon is-of course- the characteristic japanese woman:tall, blonde, legs up to here, very big eyes, very short skirt...reminds you of anyone?Maybe the Dutch?Dont get me wrong though, i find the japanese girls very beautiful compared to other asian people.I just think they have a strong will to look alike Europeans, at least manga-wise.Taxedo boy in the same series was much like a dark german: not blonde,but tall and strong.Now lets have a short analysis on Death Note which was running from 2003-2006. Ethics and costumes changed so it was easier to make Near look like a boyish girl who was in fact a boy.Same goes for Melo. While Misa and Light and L.( my sweet L) are still gender-wise orientated. Really i have no clue why those 2 characters look like girls, maybe because they are supposed to be fake.After Ls death they were supposed to take his place, but nobody is good or smart or nice enough like L, so they have to be fake!( fake boy=girl maybe??? just a thought)
Then again, this anime serious could not just have an impact on the anime world.I am of the opinion that Japanese are people of the extreme. If you'll be goth, you'll be goth all the way, you will mix and match till you make a goth nurse or a goth lolita or a goth anything for that matter.Then, take the anime industry, we have anime romance series, we have anime police series, we have anime fun series ( like Golden Boy!Benkiooo benkiooo benkiooo) and we have hentai series.That is not normal, i dont think, given that hentai in japanese means indeed pervert.How can this possibly not affect the minds of people, so if you are a metrosexual singer like Miyavi you are going to be a metrosexual singer all the way till you are a girl-look alike.And girls will love you for that, because its something extreme.My guess would be that boys would love you also, but thats just a personal estimation (whilst everything else is scientifical by Professor Dimmi, college of Life, the Universe and Everything)....
So to answer your question, my opinion would be that the Japanese are sexualy comfused and that with the fact that they are people of the extreme as i said before leads to....well....disaster.However, other factors lead to that conclusion as well, for example, in the global ranking of sex frequency the japanese come in the last places-having sex 36 times per year-and when i say come i do not mean it sexualy, because when the japanese come they are indeed going.. to their happy place my guess would be (When the Japanese have orgasms they say, "iku" "I am going.")Nevertheless, Japanese people are close to the worlds average of 18 of first sexual experience when as it derives from a survey within Japan is that almost half of Japanese men have paid for the services of a sex-professional, 75% of those by visiting brothels in Japan and 25% using prostitutes in a foreign country.No wonder why Amsterdam has so many tourists with cameras.
Also, Rem in Death note was a girl. My guess would be that she was in love with Jealous(who died to save misas life) the other shinigami so when she took his death note and gave it to misa she promised herself that she will not allow anything to happen to misa because then jealous would have died for no reason.Speaking of which, not to mention their obsession with creatures, in which case you can again not define if it is a boy or a girl, then again i do know a girl whose name is Rem but i never connected the 2.Plus she is a Shinigami, her name could be George if she wished to be called like that.
I dont know if sex-confusion starts from japan but it is definately taking over the world.But what am i saying???It definately doesnt start from Japan!We have our very own Miyavi for a LONG LONG LOOOONGGG time now.... Boy George!!!So definately didnt start from Japan....

But japanese people have the trick : they discovered that a little bit or drinking increses you IQ. I suppose they drink a little bit too much!But i love them just the way they are :)

Let me know what you think! Going to worship L. now!

Oyasuminasai~!

The world of sameness

Hellooo blog lovers!
To tell you the truth when i said if you have some dilemmas and stuff i never though i would get a reply serious enough to make me think in order to write a post back.... But since i fear nothing (apart from ghosts, aliens, earthquicks and butterflies haha) and i think that Harrys really made a point, i will dare to answer!

Harry mentioned that societies today are consisted of people who are alike or almost alike and then he concluded asking me if i was the one of them people who are all alike.Harry believe our society promost homogeneity, odebience to the rules and people that lack the will to communicate.Of course, you cant say i am one of those who dont communicate!I have my blog to communicate with people, and i also drink to communicate. Apart from that it doesnt matter what the other people do... All it matters is what you do and then you shouldnt care what other do or what they say about what you do??Do you even care????I personally dont...i do whatever i want.... And so should you..... You get to choose who you will be.... You are on your own.... Personally, i dont think i'm one of those mainstream people.Mainstream people exist because they are not willing to create an identity of their own so they follow the masses.Are you a follower or a leader?Or maybe both like Sailor Moon for example! Sailor Moon was a stupid girl in japan, but with the power of the moon and the bubbles and love, she saved the world from the evil powers!!!!
Which makes me think, those japanese are really amazing people...Just take a look at all those anime, which of course have a slight hint of porn in them always, but really they are amazing!Right now, i am watching Death Note, there is a guy there names L. that is sooo awesome....you should watch it.Also, Taxedo boy in Sailor moon was awesome, but only when he was in the taxedo not when he was not, he was a bit boring then....And Sailor Moon was annoying when she was normal.... but funny! He fell in love with her you know... Also, why are guys in anime so cute??Like L. Those guys cant exist in reality!

So why obbay to the rules harry when you can be spiderman???Really, do whatever you want, rules are there to break them....Plus, you should also wonder is it better to live in a world of sameness or a world o shameness???

Ok i cant think anymore! Comments remarks, questions are always welcome! x

PS See comment on post " the word of my readers"

The word of my readers...

Hey!
Just a small post to make this blog more useful...Give me some topics that interest you and i will write a post on them, i promise. This idea came from a comment of my anonymous reader so :
Dear Anonymous reader,
i will help you with problems of your life...Help me to help you :) And just a small tip : since you said that you are usually the one who is drunk with no recollection of the previous night, next time when you and your friends go out, try to be a little late, that will give other a headstart at drinking.This will help you since you comparativly wont be as drunk and you will have time to take pics :)Also let the others drink vodka or other drinks like that, whilst you drink beer or wine. Let me know what happens once you try it :)
And by the way, who are you? haha :) There is a mystery around you, since i never though that someone else apart from the people that know about my blog would actually read it. :)

Which give me another idea, should any of my readers have any problems/questions/dilemas concerning life, the universe or anything, please i'd love to help you in a way only i know(which in many situations can lead to a simple disaster)! :)

Cheers! x

Tips : How to drink effectively and mock others

Hello world!

It is me again.... It's time for my next post which is vodka-related.Vodka i think is the best thing you can drink when going ou clubbing, because it works. Instead of drinking maybe 2 liters of beer and having to go to pee all the time, vodka does the trick. Straight or mixed ( though, it is preferable to drink it straight as it is more efficient that way) might be more expencive than beer but most certainly you only need to buy 5 tops...It gets even better when you havent had something heavy to eat before!Also, you dont get a hung over. Shots of vodka in between beers or even vodka in beer would do the job.OH!!!!Vodka doesnt stain as i've pointed out before, very important in the nightclub there is a alcohol fight taking place...Tequila works in similar ways..
If you feel like spending money you could also go for cocktails.Try mixing cocktails.(Long island ice tea+ caipirinha) times 2 is definately getting you drunk with a hang over as a bonus!I tried that with David, but David, given him being from the UK, was far from being drunk than i was... He hasnt tried drinking Raki or Ouzo though, i'd like to see how he feels then!haha
Some people also like drinking Jagermeister, though i can bet you you might find your self in very wierd situations with that one, for example sleep next to the toilet(rings any bells to anyone?)
Last but not least, go for the beloved Jack Daniels.JD=sucess.And it has the benefit that you will not smell like your perfume but really like alcohol....But wasnt that the point at the beggining of your night out???PLUS, according to David, you can get a JD coke for less than what you'd pay for a pint in the UK.You are now sorted!


I also dont like people who make fun of you when you're drunk.They think they are sooo superior because they're not drunk... Thats why one should ALWAYS have a camera. Because then you can make fun of them with evidence!!How many times have you wished those pictures of you with the ugly guy/girl or you throwing up were not on the internet???Should you have a camera, you have the comparative advantage of REVENGE!(It is after all a plate that you eat cold-and drunk.) And you can always tell them the next day "Did you have fun last night with that manbearpig???" ... And this tips comes from a personal experience, i never regret getting drunk, there is something that attracted me on that man despite the fact i was drunk-I think!!Other experiences of mine consist of not knowing the way back home, of throwing up in a taxi ( always give a tip to the taxi driver after) lossing a shoe and sleeping in a nightclub. I dont regret a thing!!!!!Since when did drinking become so bad anyway??The models do it, the actors do it, your parents do it... nobody loves them any less!

Which brings me to my next point:Drinking in festivals. Every time a girl goes to a festival she has to stand in line to pie and miss the gigs she likes. It is so unfair!!!Guys can go wherever-even in a bottle! Damn it! Also, did you know that people in Ireland are seriously innovative???REALLY!They had a special device given out to girls at Electric Picnic, called the P-mate.Apparently this wonderul thing allows girls to pee standing.Amazing isnt it??Now both sexes are TRULLY equal!Now girls, you can drink all you want, you will never miss the wonderful Jarman bros (aka The Cribs) live because you were waiting in line to pee. In case you dont believe me:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=P-mate&btnG=Search+Images

Sometimes i just love those irish, they come with a pot of gold and they invented Guinness and Bono.Most importantly, they like to get drunk!

Right then, going to get drunk! x

Halloween and the dark ages...

It is halloween as you all may allready know...What you dont know is that in my wonderful country we dont celebrate halloween until february, which is a bammer 'cause i like dressing up and with halloween then, february has way too many silly celebrations, like valentines day....What is the reason we celebrate it then??I have no clue... we are a strange country come to think of it... We drink ouzo and smoke way too much.We are also lazy and fat.Burreaucracy though is still worse in the Netherlands.

Anyway, I was looking through my facebook friends (no surprise there, facebook is fun and connects people in wierd ways and you can be a vampire and attack other vampires) and i saw various pictures of my friends halloween costumes.... What caught my attention was the costumee of my friend Olga from Russia- I met Olga in Holland a few months ago. I liked her costume basically because it looked sooo real. I dont know what she is supposed to be, i guess she went for the old time classic costume, to dress as a person from past eras. I think she looks really great in that constume because she looks real and classy for haloween though slightly overdone.... Got a bit carried away with it, didnt she?A bit too much...there is like a dress, the sparkle and the head... I think she needed bigger hair...(see photo 2) PLUS, in Russia they drink vodka, and vodka doesnt stain. Dont you think?

Though, this brings me to my next point.She reminds me of Marie Antoinette and i'm not talking about the person(the hair is not big enough and the costume is not as baroque, the fluffy part west done was surprisingly bigger back then), but about the film with Kirsten Dunst. I think the film was average...Music and directing was good, constumes also but i feel that it was doomed to be a failure. As you all know Marie Antoinette was killed by the french people.... who wouldnt like to see Marie Antoinette ( aka Kirsten Dunst) getting killed by cutting of her head on the big screen?I think they would sell more tickets that way.... Take for example Interview with a Vampire, in the movie she died 2 times!!!Now this is a movie i call a success.... Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in their darkest selves and Kirsten Dunst dying.Memorable...

Which brings me to my next point, which i will publish on my next post. Are you curious to see whats it gonna be??Bookmark my blog! hahaha

Any questions?? ..... no??no questions?!Good...
Later then! x