Hello world!
It is me again.... It's time for my next post which is vodka-related.Vodka i think is the best thing you can drink when going ou clubbing, because it works. Instead of drinking maybe 2 liters of beer and having to go to pee all the time, vodka does the trick. Straight or mixed ( though, it is preferable to drink it straight as it is more efficient that way) might be more expencive than beer but most certainly you only need to buy 5 tops...It gets even better when you havent had something heavy to eat before!Also, you dont get a hung over. Shots of vodka in between beers or even vodka in beer would do the job.OH!!!!Vodka doesnt stain as i've pointed out before, very important in the nightclub there is a alcohol fight taking place...Tequila works in similar ways..
If you feel like spending money you could also go for cocktails.Try mixing cocktails.(Long island ice tea+ caipirinha) times 2 is definately getting you drunk with a hang over as a bonus!I tried that with David, but David, given him being from the UK, was far from being drunk than i was... He hasnt tried drinking Raki or Ouzo though, i'd like to see how he feels then!haha
Some people also like drinking Jagermeister, though i can bet you you might find your self in very wierd situations with that one, for example sleep next to the toilet(rings any bells to anyone?)
Last but not least, go for the beloved Jack Daniels.JD=sucess.And it has the benefit that you will not smell like your perfume but really like alcohol....But wasnt that the point at the beggining of your night out???PLUS, according to David, you can get a JD coke for less than what you'd pay for a pint in the UK.You are now sorted!
I also dont like people who make fun of you when you're drunk.They think they are sooo superior because they're not drunk... Thats why one should ALWAYS have a camera. Because then you can make fun of them with evidence!!How many times have you wished those pictures of you with the ugly guy/girl or you throwing up were not on the internet???Should you have a camera, you have the comparative advantage of REVENGE!(It is after all a plate that you eat cold-and drunk.) And you can always tell them the next day "Did you have fun last night with that manbearpig???" ... And this tips comes from a personal experience, i never regret getting drunk, there is something that attracted me on that man despite the fact i was drunk-I think!!Other experiences of mine consist of not knowing the way back home, of throwing up in a taxi ( always give a tip to the taxi driver after) lossing a shoe and sleeping in a nightclub. I dont regret a thing!!!!!Since when did drinking become so bad anyway??The models do it, the actors do it, your parents do it... nobody loves them any less!
Which brings me to my next point:Drinking in festivals. Every time a girl goes to a festival she has to stand in line to pie and miss the gigs she likes. It is so unfair!!!Guys can go wherever-even in a bottle! Damn it! Also, did you know that people in Ireland are seriously innovative???REALLY!They had a special device given out to girls at Electric Picnic, called the P-mate.Apparently this wonderul thing allows girls to pee standing.Amazing isnt it??Now both sexes are TRULLY equal!Now girls, you can drink all you want, you will never miss the wonderful Jarman bros (aka The Cribs) live because you were waiting in line to pee. In case you dont believe me:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=P-mate&btnG=Search+Images
Sometimes i just love those irish, they come with a pot of gold and they invented Guinness and Bono.Most importantly, they like to get drunk!
Right then, going to get drunk! x
If you feel like spending money you could also go for cocktails.Try mixing cocktails.(Long island ice tea+ caipirinha) times 2 is definately getting you drunk with a hang over as a bonus!I tried that with David, but David, given him being from the UK, was far from being drunk than i was... He hasnt tried drinking Raki or Ouzo though, i'd like to see how he feels then!haha
Some people also like drinking Jagermeister, though i can bet you you might find your self in very wierd situations with that one, for example sleep next to the toilet(rings any bells to anyone?)
Last but not least, go for the beloved Jack Daniels.JD=sucess.And it has the benefit that you will not smell like your perfume but really like alcohol....But wasnt that the point at the beggining of your night out???PLUS, according to David, you can get a JD coke for less than what you'd pay for a pint in the UK.You are now sorted!
I also dont like people who make fun of you when you're drunk.They think they are sooo superior because they're not drunk... Thats why one should ALWAYS have a camera. Because then you can make fun of them with evidence!!How many times have you wished those pictures of you with the ugly guy/girl or you throwing up were not on the internet???Should you have a camera, you have the comparative advantage of REVENGE!(It is after all a plate that you eat cold-and drunk.) And you can always tell them the next day "Did you have fun last night with that manbearpig???" ... And this tips comes from a personal experience, i never regret getting drunk, there is something that attracted me on that man despite the fact i was drunk-I think!!Other experiences of mine consist of not knowing the way back home, of throwing up in a taxi ( always give a tip to the taxi driver after) lossing a shoe and sleeping in a nightclub. I dont regret a thing!!!!!Since when did drinking become so bad anyway??The models do it, the actors do it, your parents do it... nobody loves them any less!
Which brings me to my next point:Drinking in festivals. Every time a girl goes to a festival she has to stand in line to pie and miss the gigs she likes. It is so unfair!!!Guys can go wherever-even in a bottle! Damn it! Also, did you know that people in Ireland are seriously innovative???REALLY!They had a special device given out to girls at Electric Picnic, called the P-mate.Apparently this wonderul thing allows girls to pee standing.Amazing isnt it??Now both sexes are TRULLY equal!Now girls, you can drink all you want, you will never miss the wonderful Jarman bros (aka The Cribs) live because you were waiting in line to pee. In case you dont believe me:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=P-mate&btnG=Search+Images
Sometimes i just love those irish, they come with a pot of gold and they invented Guinness and Bono.Most importantly, they like to get drunk!
Right then, going to get drunk! x
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