Tips : How to drink effectively and mock others

Hello world!

It is me again.... It's time for my next post which is vodka-related.Vodka i think is the best thing you can drink when going ou clubbing, because it works. Instead of drinking maybe 2 liters of beer and having to go to pee all the time, vodka does the trick. Straight or mixed ( though, it is preferable to drink it straight as it is more efficient that way) might be more expencive than beer but most certainly you only need to buy 5 tops...It gets even better when you havent had something heavy to eat before!Also, you dont get a hung over. Shots of vodka in between beers or even vodka in beer would do the job.OH!!!!Vodka doesnt stain as i've pointed out before, very important in the nightclub there is a alcohol fight taking place...Tequila works in similar ways..
If you feel like spending money you could also go for cocktails.Try mixing cocktails.(Long island ice tea+ caipirinha) times 2 is definately getting you drunk with a hang over as a bonus!I tried that with David, but David, given him being from the UK, was far from being drunk than i was... He hasnt tried drinking Raki or Ouzo though, i'd like to see how he feels then!haha
Some people also like drinking Jagermeister, though i can bet you you might find your self in very wierd situations with that one, for example sleep next to the toilet(rings any bells to anyone?)
Last but not least, go for the beloved Jack Daniels.JD=sucess.And it has the benefit that you will not smell like your perfume but really like alcohol....But wasnt that the point at the beggining of your night out???PLUS, according to David, you can get a JD coke for less than what you'd pay for a pint in the UK.You are now sorted!


I also dont like people who make fun of you when you're drunk.They think they are sooo superior because they're not drunk... Thats why one should ALWAYS have a camera. Because then you can make fun of them with evidence!!How many times have you wished those pictures of you with the ugly guy/girl or you throwing up were not on the internet???Should you have a camera, you have the comparative advantage of REVENGE!(It is after all a plate that you eat cold-and drunk.) And you can always tell them the next day "Did you have fun last night with that manbearpig???" ... And this tips comes from a personal experience, i never regret getting drunk, there is something that attracted me on that man despite the fact i was drunk-I think!!Other experiences of mine consist of not knowing the way back home, of throwing up in a taxi ( always give a tip to the taxi driver after) lossing a shoe and sleeping in a nightclub. I dont regret a thing!!!!!Since when did drinking become so bad anyway??The models do it, the actors do it, your parents do it... nobody loves them any less!

Which brings me to my next point:Drinking in festivals. Every time a girl goes to a festival she has to stand in line to pie and miss the gigs she likes. It is so unfair!!!Guys can go wherever-even in a bottle! Damn it! Also, did you know that people in Ireland are seriously innovative???REALLY!They had a special device given out to girls at Electric Picnic, called the P-mate.Apparently this wonderul thing allows girls to pee standing.Amazing isnt it??Now both sexes are TRULLY equal!Now girls, you can drink all you want, you will never miss the wonderful Jarman bros (aka The Cribs) live because you were waiting in line to pee. In case you dont believe me:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=P-mate&btnG=Search+Images

Sometimes i just love those irish, they come with a pot of gold and they invented Guinness and Bono.Most importantly, they like to get drunk!

Right then, going to get drunk! x

Halloween and the dark ages...

It is halloween as you all may allready know...What you dont know is that in my wonderful country we dont celebrate halloween until february, which is a bammer 'cause i like dressing up and with halloween then, february has way too many silly celebrations, like valentines day....What is the reason we celebrate it then??I have no clue... we are a strange country come to think of it... We drink ouzo and smoke way too much.We are also lazy and fat.Burreaucracy though is still worse in the Netherlands.

Anyway, I was looking through my facebook friends (no surprise there, facebook is fun and connects people in wierd ways and you can be a vampire and attack other vampires) and i saw various pictures of my friends halloween costumes.... What caught my attention was the costumee of my friend Olga from Russia- I met Olga in Holland a few months ago. I liked her costume basically because it looked sooo real. I dont know what she is supposed to be, i guess she went for the old time classic costume, to dress as a person from past eras. I think she looks really great in that constume because she looks real and classy for haloween though slightly overdone.... Got a bit carried away with it, didnt she?A bit too much...there is like a dress, the sparkle and the head... I think she needed bigger hair...(see photo 2) PLUS, in Russia they drink vodka, and vodka doesnt stain. Dont you think?

Though, this brings me to my next point.She reminds me of Marie Antoinette and i'm not talking about the person(the hair is not big enough and the costume is not as baroque, the fluffy part west done was surprisingly bigger back then), but about the film with Kirsten Dunst. I think the film was average...Music and directing was good, constumes also but i feel that it was doomed to be a failure. As you all know Marie Antoinette was killed by the french people.... who wouldnt like to see Marie Antoinette ( aka Kirsten Dunst) getting killed by cutting of her head on the big screen?I think they would sell more tickets that way.... Take for example Interview with a Vampire, in the movie she died 2 times!!!Now this is a movie i call a success.... Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in their darkest selves and Kirsten Dunst dying.Memorable...

Which brings me to my next point, which i will publish on my next post. Are you curious to see whats it gonna be??Bookmark my blog! hahaha

Any questions?? ..... no??no questions?!Good...
Later then! x