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Thursday, January 31, 2008

The exam of a lesson is a lesson for life.


Cheers mates! This is going to be a small post 'cause i need to fulfill my academic obligations.....I'll tell you a nap time story... Once upon a time there was Mr T, he was a young man, very vivid, a bit handsome who just got his Phd and a job in a fancy university in Europe.He liked girls, to drink and claims not to like gambling, although everybody knew deep in his soul he liked it as nothing else in the world.He did after all teach his students, bright young minds, about legitimate ways of gaining money illegally.Vivid man as he was, he regularly met his students at the locals every so often..... One day, he sees that brilliant young lady in class and at that very seconds he thinks "i must have her!" so they start dating.Love against all rules!!!!! How romantic...... !!!!!! So, open person as he is, young person as he is, he didnt bare in mind that his students might see him, and they did see him!!! Rumor has it one day she went to his office and she did not do well in his mid term, and he said in a strict voice "You've been a bad girl!" and she said "Yes, will i get spanked?". He refused to spank her but she insisted, so he punished her.....and you can imagine the rest i'm not in the mood to be a writer now, i like myself as a blogger.
This story is real, if you dont forward 5 years of bad sex! ( just kidding...)
Now this the cruelty of the real world.Take this lesson kids : you might work hard, you might study hard, you might do well at your exams, but you'll never get an A+ if you dont get spanked!!!!Therefore, you should blackmail, don't underestimate the power of internet.....to be continued....

Sunday, January 20, 2008

the people you leave behind


It is my belief that once in your life time-at least once- you are obliged to leave some people behind you for your whole life, maybe it is your choice or maybe it is not, but the matter is still the same. I am sure one of those who read this were obliged to leave behind their imaginary friend, the music/movie idol they were in love with ( i bet it was either Kurt Cobain or Leonardo di caprio that is new to everyone, there are few people who will actually act as themselves, and those who ) and eventually you had to let go of your sweet 16 flirt. What happens though when you realise that you actually made the right choice or that circumstances/faith did the right thing???Recently i had to let go of some amazing people. I never regret letting them behind...i miss them, but i never regret it.... The question that pops into your mind and honestly bugs you and you think your head is going to explode ( especially if you are a sentimental person) is what could i have done that would make me not feel this way??Should i have spent more time with them??Should i have been more generous with them???Should i have drunk more beer with them??? I will tell you, nothing.You did your best, now get over it. And also, when you leave behind someone that was very special to you, or you thought was very special to you, most of the time you were wrong. In an environment that is new to everyone there are a little people who act as them selves and those who dont, will do when drunk , and it's then that you see what you are missing is really nothing....So for a moment i felt like i was missing some of the greatest people i have met in my life, and those i miss.....But when earlier-few months ago- i was feeling like i was missing someone important to me....i realise now that i was wrong.He gave me nothing as a person.I thank him for making me smarter to be able to see what a ass he was, how he was never himself and how manipulated one can be when really one is just oneself. So thank those for making you brighter and not smarter, wiser and not drunk (wise-when drunk counts as wiser) thank those who have been there for you, thank everybody for giving you experiences and screw the rest.It's all sentimental shit..........fuck them!fuck them all!!!!!! and if you have any questions or feel like this sometimes, i'm sure i can give you some help! Ciao ragazzi!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Christmas Hold'em



Christmas is over, lazy readers, now get back to work, exams, everyday misery and excessive drinking without an apparent reason.Christmas is not a holiday i like....Usually everybody is so cheerful because they are over-fed, too drunk and go home with lots of presents or money.Of you try to go out, everywhere is sooo fucking crowded that you can barely move, taxi drivers request a special tip for being christmas and everybody asks you for your money, homeless, waiters, shops.Not my fav thing, on TV there are always 3 movies per day that include gnomes, Santa claus and christmas magic.Whats with all that?And if it's for the kids, isnt it a bit pointless since they are going to find out the truth by mistake a few days later, that santa doesnt actually exist and moracles dont happen just because it's christmas.And love is all around and everybody loves everybody and it's love actually time, and it's all in our head.So for those of you who like christmas think again, for the rest, nothing changed really did it???Now excuse me, but i have to go back to uni tomorrow and face my teacher who always has a hang over and who claims that he doesnt like gamble when he teaches market portfolios, expected values and risk stuff.If thats not gamble, what is???It's even legitimate.Now Christmas time is a time to gamble. I went for texas hold'em this year, it was well addictive, i lost, but i was happy and loved everyone after, especially captain morgan, my fav guy in the world, he never lets me down and he makes me cheerful and he always smells and tastes nice.Morgan is my guy, if he looked like jack sparrow i could fall for him. Who is yours??????