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Saturday, March 15, 2008

No strigns attached


Hey blog-readers.I decided that you are a very random audience. Indeed, you either comment whenever i write something utterly random or something that has to do about relationships. Well i hope you change that, 'cause relationships are not my thing and it's gonna be a long time before i write something random 'cause usually that happens when i'm drunk so.... come to your senses.

OOOOOk, relationships: the hardest thing in life. Even the sexual ones never come with no strings attached. Scientific research showed that whenever girls are having sex they body produces the love hormones. Which means, even if you dont like the guy, in that certain time you are most likely to like him. Thats why a girl always asks for a hug after sex and wishes to fall asleep in the hands of someone, whereas the guy thinks of way to turn his back and dream about pamela anderson or stiflers mam. Loving relationships are the hardest because it all depends-i think- primarily on what first impression you make, and i'm of course talking about what you wear and not who you are. Who you are comes after, after you've showed a little bit of flesh. Is it bad?Nope, it if unfair though 'cause an ugly guy wants a beautiful girl and he gets one sometimes whereas an ugly girl rarely gets a beautiful guy.But that might be because most of the girls are good looking...i'm confused. And keep in mind, that girls have to keep up with wearing shoes that make their feet hurt and girls have to deal with the occasional chillness that comes from lack of clothes.
Why i am writing these things?It's cause i think my dream of a relationship with no strings attached is long gone. Also because i like wearing lots of clothes and i'm cold quite often and also because it's an intriguing subject to me.Not to mention the fact that i admire you people who have found a person that respects you and loves you trully for who you are. I want someone who is clear with me, which is also not happening.
Whats the point in compromise?Get your dignity and leave.
Whats that you said my love???Yes i know what you've been through, and thats why i cant stay, we cant no longer cheat you!
Remarks r welcome. x

Thursday, March 6, 2008

What do you do when......


Ladies aaaand gentlemen!
Yes, it is right, i am going to write a series of posts about what to do in situations of great confusion, panic, disappointment, drunkness and in general, situation where you'd rather never be in....So to launch this section, i decided to write about what do you do when you realize that you'll never see your fav band live?! Tough one isnt it?! I will tell, i started thinking about it a long long time ago, when my fav band was nirvana and due to lack of singer i could never see them live.After that, i decided i wanted to see live one of my other fav bands, the cribs. The cribs is a band from Leeds, UK, actually they are from wakefield.... but allright, i'm not from england thus mistakes are excused. The cribs have never been in a gig in Greece, and i doubt they will to be honest, barely anybody knows them here. So having in mind that, i looked up where they play, and i found out they play in Primavera Sound Festival ( wow!) and ( yay!) lookes up for tickets to go to barcelona 70 euros ( woo hoo!) then 115 euros for the festival ticket ( slightly disappointed, but still optimistic) ..... Then i realized i've only got 3 euros in my wallet....and a few euros in my bank account which will soon be gone due to excursion in Holland, magic mushrooms, weed and booze and it's a life of sex drugs and rock and roll ( i'm not sure about the sex part, but what the hell)....
Conclusion: i'm never going to see The Cribs live.....and i'm very sorry to know that, and i'm very sorry i live in this country at the end of the universe, or maybe at the other end of the universe, definetely at the end of Europe, and bands dont like us......not even maximo park..... But i'd like to motivate you people to buy the cribs cds so maybe we could motivate them to come to greece!?RIGHT!?RIGHT, and since you are sooooo motivated,do something, what would you do in a situation like mine?!?!?!or propose a new situation and i'll give you my honest opinion!Also, if you know what to do when your dwarf hamster dies, please let me know! x