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Saturday, March 15, 2008

No strigns attached


Hey blog-readers.I decided that you are a very random audience. Indeed, you either comment whenever i write something utterly random or something that has to do about relationships. Well i hope you change that, 'cause relationships are not my thing and it's gonna be a long time before i write something random 'cause usually that happens when i'm drunk so.... come to your senses.

OOOOOk, relationships: the hardest thing in life. Even the sexual ones never come with no strings attached. Scientific research showed that whenever girls are having sex they body produces the love hormones. Which means, even if you dont like the guy, in that certain time you are most likely to like him. Thats why a girl always asks for a hug after sex and wishes to fall asleep in the hands of someone, whereas the guy thinks of way to turn his back and dream about pamela anderson or stiflers mam. Loving relationships are the hardest because it all depends-i think- primarily on what first impression you make, and i'm of course talking about what you wear and not who you are. Who you are comes after, after you've showed a little bit of flesh. Is it bad?Nope, it if unfair though 'cause an ugly guy wants a beautiful girl and he gets one sometimes whereas an ugly girl rarely gets a beautiful guy.But that might be because most of the girls are good looking...i'm confused. And keep in mind, that girls have to keep up with wearing shoes that make their feet hurt and girls have to deal with the occasional chillness that comes from lack of clothes.
Why i am writing these things?It's cause i think my dream of a relationship with no strings attached is long gone. Also because i like wearing lots of clothes and i'm cold quite often and also because it's an intriguing subject to me.Not to mention the fact that i admire you people who have found a person that respects you and loves you trully for who you are. I want someone who is clear with me, which is also not happening.
Whats the point in compromise?Get your dignity and leave.
Whats that you said my love???Yes i know what you've been through, and thats why i cant stay, we cant no longer cheat you!
Remarks r welcome. x

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4ib9-laGY
check this...maybe ull fell better after watching it....good one...don you think?

Dimmi said...

er.....hardly...it made my ears hurt!!!!!! Funny....like really funny though!!!!