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Thursday, January 31, 2008

The exam of a lesson is a lesson for life.


Cheers mates! This is going to be a small post 'cause i need to fulfill my academic obligations.....I'll tell you a nap time story... Once upon a time there was Mr T, he was a young man, very vivid, a bit handsome who just got his Phd and a job in a fancy university in Europe.He liked girls, to drink and claims not to like gambling, although everybody knew deep in his soul he liked it as nothing else in the world.He did after all teach his students, bright young minds, about legitimate ways of gaining money illegally.Vivid man as he was, he regularly met his students at the locals every so often..... One day, he sees that brilliant young lady in class and at that very seconds he thinks "i must have her!" so they start dating.Love against all rules!!!!! How romantic...... !!!!!! So, open person as he is, young person as he is, he didnt bare in mind that his students might see him, and they did see him!!! Rumor has it one day she went to his office and she did not do well in his mid term, and he said in a strict voice "You've been a bad girl!" and she said "Yes, will i get spanked?". He refused to spank her but she insisted, so he punished her.....and you can imagine the rest i'm not in the mood to be a writer now, i like myself as a blogger.
This story is real, if you dont forward 5 years of bad sex! ( just kidding...)
Now this the cruelty of the real world.Take this lesson kids : you might work hard, you might study hard, you might do well at your exams, but you'll never get an A+ if you dont get spanked!!!!Therefore, you should blackmail, don't underestimate the power of internet.....to be continued....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always wondered how you got good marks in holland.... ;)

Dimmi said...

hahaha i'm busted then.....
i believe the reason i got good mark holland was the drink, those dutch beers i blame!
Though, i have to say, my greek beauty slaved the proffesors in holland, especially the homosexual ones.......
How did you get your good marks luv??

Anonymous said...

I paid someone to dress up as me and go in my place.

The person you think is me is actually called marvin and is from zanzibarr.

You've never met me.

Anonymous said...

You should have said that before i got in uni... too late now... waitin to get spanked... NOTTTTT!!!!!

xixixix

Dimmi said...

He's from zanzibarr??Were the hell is that bar-r??I want to go there and find one to dress up like me!!!!
I'd say i've a good idea who you are, especially when you almost threw me into that disgusting canal.....

And bill, now when you apply for post-graduate or a job, you know what to do.... find evidence, take photos or a movie on a dvd, put it on the internet, blackmail.... piece of cake ....hm.... i hope it's a chocolate cake.....