Spring me

Hey, Lately i've been thinking that since i was born in the spring i should love spring.I'll surprise myself once more. I hate spring.There is nothing i like about it, apart from the fact that i can drink cold coffee....I hate butterflies, i hate the unbearable heat in the morning and the cold at night...although it is kind of romantic..but that romantic effect is forgotten since all the couples are all over the place, kissing up to the point you can see their faces...on the streets, in the metro (!??!?!?!) when they go for walks, they seat on the benches and kiss and kiss, i figured the right solution is to go and throw up right next to them, i wonder if they'll get the message or continue kissing, since love makes you dumb. I also dont like spring 'cause i find nothing interesting about it.During the summer you can talk about how hot it is, there are festivals you can go and get pissed and there are those great night you go out and just hung in the parks...But in the spring...you cant do that 'cause it's the period the nature reproduces and all the couples think they can reproduce in the parks, on the benches and occasionally in the metro. It's not because i cant reproduce, it's more the fact that i never want to be one of those ( the dirty little secret of life is though, that i will at some point in my life)......There is only one thing i like about spring and that is that it brings the random side of me on the surface.... it's quite interesting....and it happens to lots of people too!!! Lack of reproduction, hate of spring, excessive amounts of alcohol, no idea....just blame it on the weather!